We Write Copy That Leaves a Mark.

From landing pages to email sequences, we craft irresistible copy that gets your customers to bite.

More Traction? More Trust? More Sales?

We Got You!

Business Owners, do you want:

What We Bite Into

“We don’t chase clicks. We Entice them.”

Emails drive up to 30% of revenue for businesses—and most aren’t even optimized.
We build email sequences and SMS campaigns that actually drive action—whether that’s filling a webinar, selling a digital product, or reactivating dead leads.
Every message is written to sound like you, while nudging people toward a clear outcome.
We focus on list segmentation, strategic timing, and punchy CTAs to improve open rates and click-throughs without relying on sleazy pressure tactics.
→ Past clients have seen up to 38% lift in CTR and consistent 5-figure months from automated sequences.

Email + SMS Marketing

Website Content
Strategy + Execution

“Invite them in. Make them stay.”

Your website isn’t a brochure—it’s a sales funnel with a personality.
We turn your homepage, about page, and service pages into a streamlined user journey that builds trust, handles objections, and guides people toward the next step.
Whether you need a ground-up rewrite or a performance-focused refresh, we focus on structure, readability, and messaging hierarchy.
Our goal is to reduce bounce rates, improve time on page, and move visitors from curious to committed.
→ Clients have seen session times double and inquiry volume increase by 60% with the right flow and messaging.

“We bring your brand to life—after dark.”

Sounding like everyone else is costing you sales.
We help you develop a messaging foundation that’s consistent, compelling, and impossible to ignore—across your entire customer journey.
This includes brand voice guidelines, core messaging pillars, customer-facing value propositions, and tagline development.
Think of it as your verbal identity: the system that keeps your emails, ads, and pages sounding like the same confident brand—no matter who’s writing.
→ One founder saw a 3x boost in email replies and shorter sales cycles after implementing our revised brand messaging system.

Brand MessaginG +
Voice Development

Ad Campaigns + Landing Pages

“Ads with fangs.”

You’ve got seconds to make a first impression. We help you own it.
From Meta ads to Google campaigns, we write scroll-stopping headlines and landing pages that speak directly to your buyer’s pain points and desires. No generic buzzwords. No vague promises.
We optimize for clarity, emotional hooks, and a natural conversion path—backed by A/B testing insights and platform-specific best practices.
→ Our campaigns have helped brands achieve up to 4.7x ROAS and landing page conversion rates of 18–22%.

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Meet The Biters

Riley Egan

Public Ivy League graduate (William & Mary)
Undergoing MFA in Creative Writing
Instagram: @halfcannoli

Daniel Jung

Generated $2M+ in high ticket sales
Featured in Wealth Insider Magazine
Instagram: @koreancloser
LinkedIn: Click Here

We’re Daniel and Riley, a writer and a strategist who teamed up to build something simple:
Copy that sounds like you and performs like a storm.

Before our partnership, we worked across wildly different worlds.

Daniel ran a successful marketing agency helping 30+ businesses scale through smart branding, ad copy, email/SMS marketing, and web design.
He’s coached high-performers into L6+ roles at top tech companies, managed client success programs, and led career transformations through messaging that landed $500K+ comp packages.
He's part strategist, part closer, and full-on obsessed with what makes people say yes.

Riley spent years writing fiction, enlivening characters from scratch, and learning what keeps people turning the page.
Those same skills now construct sharp, emotionally intelligent brand voices.
With a background in direct support and education, she knows how to meet people where they are and develop language that feels as human as it does powerful.

We started this business because we saw too many brands blending in—like bad Wi-Fi, their messaging just wouldn’t connect.

So now, we write the kind of copy that makes people care. We combine creative storytelling with conversion strategy to help brands build trust, grow their audience, and actually sound like themselves while doing it.

Let’s write copy that people remember—and your competitors wish they wrote.

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